They say those who scream loudest have the most to hide - apart from being racist twats, it's plain FKA's detractors all secretly wank over their well-thumbed copies of Curious George. They must have practically ripped their cocks off when they went to see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes this year. » 10/01/14 8:30pm Yesterday 8:30pm

In the Middle Ages and early Renaissance, cartographers and writers could imagine people with two heads or faces on their torsos, but they could never imagine a giant anteater, a platypus or an angler fish. Bear that in mind when the wise men of our own age make informed guesses about what aliens look like. » 9/23/14 3:14pm 9/23/14 3:14pm

I pick restaurants and takeaways based on their local authority hygiene scores, which are now made public by the UK Food Standards agency and which will soon have to be displayed on the shop front of each place too. » 9/21/14 2:35pm 9/21/14 2:35pm