Sort-of academic, sort-of author; done lots of opinion piece and music journalism; goes to boxing lessons as a sort of personal scourging rather than for the fun of it; has a Tyranid army they keep forgetting to paint; has the same relationship with Doctor Who that Tottenham Hotspurs fans have with their club; should… » 10/15/14 2:40pm 10/15/14 2:40pm

The Twelfth Doctor isn't wrong in what he does - his actions are dictated by necessity, but he doesn't sugar coat them either. That's what Clara, and a fair few viewers, find hard to accept. Nor is he an addict - he makes the choices because he's the only one who can, and I wonder if he's trying to teach Clara this,… » 10/12/14 5:24am 10/12/14 5:24am

Clara wants to be saved and to have a parent figure saving the day - instead she was forced to make a grown-up decision and she flipped her lid. The Doctor was trying to teach her to be independent, but she remains far too attached to her stabilisers. Clara ends up a bigger child than Courtney. » 10/04/14 7:49pm 10/04/14 7:49pm

Doctor Who pretty much sucks these days anyway; it's glorified fanfic at its most mediocre, a psychic bedpan for the psyches of the showrunners who aren't so much one-trick ponies past their sell-by date as fucking Rainbow Dash in her dotage being turned into a Findus lasagne, and it is at its heart a curiously petty… » 10/03/14 3:26am 10/03/14 3:26am

They say those who scream loudest have the most to hide - apart from being racist twats, it's plain FKA's detractors all secretly wank over their well-thumbed copies of Curious George. They must have practically ripped their cocks off when they went to see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes this year. » 10/01/14 8:30pm 10/01/14 8:30pm